I really love cats

floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success 

rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
reading aloud: *chokes on spit*

willowwish:

So I never posted my finished Garnet cosplay

somebody: wow your lipstick is SUCH a nice color! what's it called?
somebody else: it's my chunky dunk hydrating lippie
somebody: what the fuck
nuditea:

strong contender for the worst sentence i’ve ever read

nuditea:

strong contender for the worst sentence i’ve ever read

tittily:

hydrogyne:

tittily:

they wait

what are they waiting for??

they wait

tittily:

hydrogyne:

tittily:

they wait

what are they waiting for??

they wait

thegrayfox:

alright

thegrayfox:

alright

ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here